Here I come, VA Book authors…It’s March again, and time for me to leave the wilds of Arlington and head down to Charlottesville for a few days of professional author stalking. There’s not much I love better than cornering writer-creatures in their natural habitats, like bookstore events, book-tour media appearances, and book festivals. In the best of all possible worlds, I’d get to seem them in situ at their desks or in their armchairs, but watching them talk about their works is pretty good, too.
Often visits to book festivals mean waiting patiently in line behind dozens (if not scores) of fellow readers, each of whom has arrived at that very place and moment in order to do the same thing as the others: pay homage to an author whose work has changed our lives in some way. We readers are jungle folk indeed in these moments, fiercely guarding our places in line; you can nearly see the words being rehearsed mentally: “Your Novel X saved me from despair…my mother has each of your books in all its editions…I’m writing my first book, and it’s quite similar to yours…” The authors I’ve met, spoken to, interviewed, and (occasionally, to my great benefit) befriended all acknowledge how important readers are to them — but also acknowledge that meeting all of those readers can get pretty exhausting.
That’s why I’ve decided to do this year’s crop of VA Book authors a great service and let them know who among them I’ll prey on from Friday through Sunday (would that I could arrive early and stay late, but this Maven has to juggle the other demands of freelance life with festing). That way, the authors not on my list can relax completely, knowing that I’ll be creeping softly on little cat’s feet away from them and towards their rivals.
But this year, I thought I’d really surprise the authors, and let them know Reasons Beyond Their Books for us to get to know each other better:
Rodes Fishburne, I’ve heard Going to See the Elephant is pretty good — but I’m also interested in hearing about your alma mater, Emory & Henry. I’m trying to convince my daughter to take a look.
Elaine Fox, you live in Arlington! We need to have coffee. You want to. Right?
Etgar Keret, you’re just so cool, and you’ve brought the sexy back to short stories. I want to know your secret. Is it being from another country? Because American short-story writers need help.
Mary Doria Russell, The Sparrow Changed My Life. Kidding! However, it did change my views on science fiction and fantasy forever. I want to talk with you about Uwem Akpan and other Jesuit authors.
Adriana Trigiani, I’ve interviewed you and I’ve moderated your BN.com Center Stage week, but I’ve never really had the chance to sit down and talk clothes, recipes, and lipstick. Run while you can!
See? Only five authors need fear my stalking. In fiction! Tomorrow? The nonfiction stalkees…

4 Comments